Maybe it’s because we’ve been screwed in the past, but Jewish men were always taught to keep an eye on the future.Generally speaking, they value a high-power career (think lawyer, doctor, finance, entrepreneur) and are self-motivated enough to obtain it, if only because they desperately want the bragging rights.Anne Hathaway, Drew Barrymore and now Rihanna better watch their backs.They’ve been snatching all the quality Jewish men, and the Rebeccas and Rachels of the world (okay, maybe just Long Island) aren’t going to have it.
When they give you their word, especially in the case of betrothment, they wholeheartedly mean it.
The closest they’ve come to throwing a punch is mixing their bottle-service drinks with Kool-Aid.
Their Bar Mitzvahs taught them the value of doing good deeds (or “tzedakah" -- see, you’re learning fast! Their small circle taught them the importance of keeping a secret between you two.
There’s only one other woman in this world that a Jewish man will be so supremely devoted to: his mother.
Not only did she raise him right, Mom also brought him up to cherish a lady -- chief among them being her. On Shabbat, his mother definitely warned him not to pound the kosher breast meat because that is like cheating on your girlfriend ().
Jewish guys have been fasting on Yom Kippur and lighting the Menorah way before their balls dropped and they fell for you.